It’s that moment you go into the grocery alone. You are on a
mini vacation while the husband is at home with the children. You plan on
leisurely strolling down every aisle, picking up every single item and pretend
to read the ingredients just to waste extra time. You taste test the free
samples and even go back for seconds. Then suddenly, out of nowhere you hear
it. It stops you dead in your tracks and you panic for a moment wondering if
that was your child you just heard screaming down an aisle. Nope, not yours,
not this time anyways. While on your mini vacation at the grocery store you
might run into these five children while you are trying to relax, beware they
might make your mini vacation feel more like a stressful day trip.
1.)
The Screamer- You can’t see her yet, but you can
hear her clear across the store. She didn’t want to be put into the cart, she
wanted to walk and help push the cart into things on the shelf, things in the
aisle and random strangers. Her mom wouldn’t let her eat the donuts as they
were walking around the store or she wanted to buckle herself in all by
herself. The screamer is relentless and will not stop until mom eventually
abandons the grocery cart and exits the store quickly.
2.)
The Shelf Grabber- You’ve seen this one, the poor
mom pulls a little too close to the shelf, usually the shelf filled with
breakable items and before she knows it, she just went from purchasing one jar
of baby dill pickles to five. They also just set the entire store into complete
panic from the very loud noise of all the glass breaking. You can also point
out former shelf grabbers, the mom usually steers the cart directly down the
middle of the aisle and doesn’t get close to the shelf after an incident has
occurred. Shelf grabbers usually have good reach though and can manage to
figure out a way to still knock an item off the store display in the aisle if
they can’t reach initial target on shelf.
3.)
The Eater- This child is basically having dinner
in the cart while mom shops. They have opened almost everything in the cart,
usually just the snacks and they are chowing down. By the time mom gets to the
checkout line, she is filling the conveyor belt with empty items.
4.)
The Runner- There she goes! Mom put her down for
two seconds because she wanted to “walk like a big girl.” What she really meant
is “Put me down so I can bolt down these aisles while you try and catch me.”
There goes mom, chasing after her all while calling her name and begging her to
stop. She laughs and smiles at every person she passes, deep down she is in
pure panic mode and worrying about where she left her cart. Once the runner is
caught, mom makes sure she buckles her in. The runner that has been caught,
usually turns into the screamer.
5.)
The Aisle Blocker- “Excuse me sweetie. Excuse
me. Can I just get past you really quick?” No response. Mom is further down the
aisle shopping and the aisle blocker is right in the middle and refuses to let
you pass. You swerve to the left with your cart, they dart in front of you. You
stand there waiting for mom to notice she has an aisle blocker, doesn’t happen,
she’s in the zone. There is no resolution with the aisle blocker, even getting
close to them with your cart results in nothing. You are going to have to take
a long detour, go around to the next aisle and back up the aisle to go around
the aisle blocker.
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